Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Ugliness of Human Nature

1.You offer a seat to someone for the sake of being thanked or to create a good impression on yourself.
2.You do what someone recommends you to do because you have nothing else better to do.
3.You reluctantly go on a trip or camp because you have no choice.
4.You do things that are beneficial for others because it will ultimatly benefit yourself.
5.You are gratful to someone when they do something beneficial to you, and they do that because they want you to be gratful to them.

Hows that? What I put down are the morals of life, which much are pretty true.(Although some are plain rubbish)

I put down these things because I want to show others being selfish is natural. You do what you want to do, not what you think is right. You do what you want to do which you think is right.

You do not care what others think, as long as you think it benefits yourself, you don't care.

These are the true faces of us.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Jordan's Great Philosphy Part 2

1.Domination comes in a form of a joke
2.All humans have a selfish side. People only help others for the sake of some form of a reward.
3.Eat when you are hungry. Sleep when you are tired. Do something if you feel like doing it. That is the basics of cultivating yourself.
4.When doing something that you don't want to, do it fast and blame others when you screw up.
5.Sleep with an itchy butt and wake up with a stinky finger.
6.Do not discriminate others. Offend them.
7.Chaos is always started through a political bash.
8.Once and first impression is made, don't worry. If he forgots who you are, you can create another first impression.
9.Do something you don't like only for the reward.(You must also be after the reward)
10.Your belief is important. If people laugh at it, who cares? After all, you believe in it.
11.Interests are yours. Do not lose hope if anybody doesn't share the same interests.
12.Do the impossible and it is possible.
13.Not everybody will achieve something big in life.
14.Spare no mercy to your 100% hated enemy.
15.Take people for granted. Do not worry about losing their trust.
16.If your personality is bad, most friends of yours are ony after something from you.
17.Television should only show interesting shows. Wierd reason that you see shitty stuff on tv everyday.
18.Be pissed when something pisses you. Be pleased when 10 things pleases you.
19.Who called this land we are on Earth?
20.Now you know!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

I'm going crazy

Darn! I need some help! Does anybody know where to buy plastic model tools like markers and cutters and sandpaper etc?
Anyway, not much things. Pretty bored. I have been an active youtuber for sometime. Go check my profile!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ExcelerX
and also go to this profile if you want to try watching KG.
http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperxNoob
Damn he provides real good subs!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Cool Keroro Vids!!!

Hi guys I know most of you don't share my interest in Sergeant Keroro but who cares, I am gonna post these.
I hope you guys go and check it out, even if you don't like it I will be happy if you checked it out at least.

Here are the vids:

And here is the best Vid this week!!!

Well can't blame me that Angol Mois is my second favorite character!!(Lance Corporal Dororo being the first)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Must see!!!

Hey guys come to this site and check out my nice little town!
http://reverbtown.myminicity.com

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Jordan's Great Philosphy

1. After going through hell, even the worst heaven is good.
2. If you do something you do not like, it is a waste of time.
3. Sadness, Anger, Happiness comes from before shit, during shit and after shit respectively.
4. It doesn't count if you understand.
5. True Happiness can only be obtained through a life fully submitted to you and you only.
6. Friends will betray you.
7. You will die before the person you hate.
8. There is nobody whom you can trust.
9. Rewards are not worth it if you think so.
10. Money is the patron of hate, jealousy and greed. But yet it is also the patron of food, drinks and plastic models.
11. Fat bitches are ugly.
12. Speak no evil and hear no evil, but it doesn't hurt if you see evil.
13. Funny things are the most unusual things in the world. Until now no scientist has found out what is 'funny'.
14. An average earthing is a strand of hair to the aliens.(What kind of hair?)
15. Sex is not for pleasure or reproductive purposes. It is for fun.
16. Virgins are not to be harmed.
17. Canned drinks can be used as a liquid cigarette.
18. Gay is a way of life and harmony.
19. World peace is already happening. You just don't know it.
20. The ultimate power is in your arse.
21. Scientists found out that blog spammers are 500% gay and 1000% black.
22. The void is right in front of you, and it is absorbing 0.000000000001 of you life force every week, thus your death.
23. Books devour you like stained cheese. Beware!
24. Blessings comes with hate.
25. Now you know!
The End.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Rare Post (Yay)

Hi guys! A truely rare post rite? Anyway, I am here to talk about many crap. Hey don't go away yet! The 'crap' I said did not mean rubbish.
Anyways, first topic. "Ruffles through script" Ah hah, my horrible, terrible, suffering, torturous, tormentous, killer, horrific, crazy, disgusting, wacky(not in a good sense), murky, home-sickly, gross, yucky, muddy, crud, crappy AND long lasting camp. (Wow, what a long and detailed description)
So it was, but the Nation Patrol Camp. We were so unlucky to get a totally muddy, murky, disgusting, gross, yucky, crappy plot of land. The worst thing is we have to live with it for 5 days 4 nights. Luckily they provided floorboards for our tent. Imagine sleeping in a tent on the mud. Squishy and squashy. Yuck.
Well at least they provided tables and chairs so we didnt have to eat on the mud. Mud breakfast, Mud lunch and Mud dinner. And we even created Mud-lo.(Mud+Milo)
The first day and the last day was the worst. The first day we did a lot of work on the campsite so tiring. The last day we had to remove the structure and stuff then carry them outside. Suffering.
In the end we got a bronze. Better than a certificate of participation, I thought. And today we got a treat for our suffering, a buffet at Seoul Garden. Sweet. Although I did feel a bit bad since we only got a bronze and yet we get to eat good stuff.
Oh well, goes well, ends well.
And the next thing I want to say it about the dumb spamer in this blog. If you have any clue about who that lousy gay is, feel free to notify me. Try not to put it in my cbox since I dont come to my blog often.
Thats all I have to say. Cya guys! :D

Friday, July 18, 2008

Mother Fucker

Oh boy. Today totally sucks. At PE, we played powerball again. And since I am a BITSY rough, Brendan was like, damn buay song. He keep scolding vulgarities at me. Man he is such a mother fucker. I am glad I hit him with the ball. I threw the ball, then an opponent hit it out. Then the ball whacked Brendan in the face! Hahaha. What a loser. I wish he would just commit suicide. If he had done it, he would be doing the world a great favor. Everyone would clap and cheer. Btw, I am not stupid to be posting this at here. After all, that if that idiot read this, he should know better than to murder me. Besides, I hope he does. My fists are itching lately.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Yesh

Hei dudes. Happy that I am finally posting?

Anyway, yesh nothing much happened so I didn't post. Besides, I am lazy to type in anything. Lol. And you noticed I am not speaking LEET? Heh heh... But I refuse to change the title as I am lazy to.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Upd4te

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S0rry l4t3ly b0h p05t. N0th1ng much h4pp3n3d. H4h4.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

1 n33d h4lp

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h0ly g0d t0d4y pl4y SF v3ry n1c3. Buy P90, th3n k1ll m4ny p30pl3. 1 g0t f1r5t pl4c3 1n 3 r0und5!
3x4m f1n15hed s0 1 c4n sl4ck!!!!
OMG!!!!! L4t3ly 1 4m v3ry h4ppy!!!!! Y4y!!!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I don't give a damn about it

Sonofabitch, lately cannot use com. This time is an expectation.
Like, wtf! Exam still going on. Why don't put one day two leh? Waste time sia.
Alamak, friends now play out-dated Runescape. Nobody like KOL(Kingdom Of Loathing). So sad...
Btw, if you want to try it, it is www.kingdomofloathing.com
Pls try :c

Friday, April 25, 2008

Sigh, am I really that hated?

Hi dudes.
Today was pretty bad. I don't wanna post much for today, even though I can post detailed for today. I'm just not in the mood.
Please go to 1A class blog to read the post I put. Hope you all 1Adventurians are enlightened after reading that.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Dammit!

I hate today... Seriously, it sucks.
In the morning was damn boring... Then still got D&T. I finally completed my 'Madness' pencil holder!!!! Anyway, today after school we boys had NAFPA, and then I was damn tired....
I went home then slack until I need go to tut...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sigh

I wished Mid-year would come soon...
Damn today was fun! At the MRT something very funny happened. Then I sit with Emil at class. I and Emil cut out swords and stuff then play with them. Okay here's a funny thing,
Spell 'Yagami' backwards.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Argh!!!!

Hi!!!!
Today finally get to sit with Emil. Then I gay him occasionally. Today after school I go home, do homework and then slack until I time to go tut.
The End
P.S. Sorry I know it's very lame but I have limited time. Sorry.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Another Crazy Day...

Today was horrible! I have so many things to say, but I got only ten minutes. Here goes...

Lessons were crazy, then I waited for Sj because he got HCL. Then help a teacher do some work and then go Mac. Reached home and then slept till 6.30. Then hurry up eat dinner and go to tut.

Sorry ah, this is only a summary. I cannot put details because I only got ten minutes to post. :(

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Argh. Must be quick.

Hellos! Today was really horrible!!!
The whole day I cannot use com. Only at night then can, and for a few minutes to post blog only!!! Wtf sia...
I really hate mid-year. Can anyone pull me out of this crap?! Seriously, this sucks.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

%0_0 > %X_X

I-H-A-T-E-M-I-D-Y-E-A-R
I really hate that crap. Seriously.
Violence. Chaos. Carnage. Mayhem. Terror.
M4d3ss Rules!
Anyway. Today morning at around 7am I turn on com play. Play until 12 noon then eat luch and go to tut. Reached home at 4pm and turned on com again. At night is the worst. Not gonna say.

Friday, April 18, 2008

%X_X

Two in one post
Yesterday was hell. SPL trained four of us(Sheng Jie, Andre, Dexter and me) and called us the 'Elites'. Lols. But then we do very badly and he demote us like this:
Elites
v
Privates
v
Useless
v
Nothing

Lols. He trained us a lot like foot drills and pumping. We four did more than 110 pumpings! In the end, he still promoted us to 'Elites'.


Today was pure, pure shitzar!!!! It is the actual day of the Speech Day!!! We stood under the sun for very long and then we directly fall in for the Speech Day. Then halfway Sj cannot take it so he crouched. Then I was feeling desperate and wanted to crouch too, but I am determined to beat Sj so I stood my ground. In the end I almost fainted. Sia lah looks like I need more PT...
We got play a bit of 'Risk'.
I got home and play com. Finally can play SF... And then I so lucky I ranked up again!!!! But too bad I am gonna be bankrupt soon...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Sort Of Lucky Day After The Lucky Day After The Even More Unlucky Day After The Unlucky Day After The Lucky Day

Woah! Check out that title! W00Ts! Do you give a damn about it?
I've decided that from now on, I shall type the words like an idiot.
Today were nice. The subjects are good and then the subjects not so boring. After school got Speech Reherse but I add my cousin add Naomi go Mac and eat. Then we eat slow because we then late for reherse. Lucky we never got pump. Then we so go early because dunno why. Maybe the commander are tire. Then me go home and play computer.
How's that? Comment on my stupidity and I shall decide the change or not.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Lucky Day After Even More Unlucky Day After The Unlucky Day After The Lucky Day

Woah if this keeps up my title will be really long!
Anyways, today was heaven!
At school was average. Maths got only one period! After school we go for our Speech Day Rehersal, and then reherse(oops) only once! Because we have to do the 'Bad weather programme'.(Actually, it is 'Wet weather programme', but I keep saying 'bad' to annoy my senior)
Then well, to not get Sj into trouble, I'll not post this part.
SKIP... SKIP...
Then went to Sj's house to eat... Then go to tut with Sj... Went home... play com... The End
P.S. My Kingdom Of Loathing Acc is getting poorer and poorer... :(

Monday, April 14, 2008

The Even More Unlucky Day After The Unlucky Day After The Lucky Day

Hahas! The title is so funny!
Today was really crappy. All lessons were boring, and then got Speech Day Rehersal. Dammit. Then I got so tired that I almost fell. Then Jun Yang was up there doing chicken dance and Sj and I tried really hard not to laugh. Lols. Then I left early 'cos I got tut. The tut like fag loh! The teacher like Miss Goh! Keep criticising us.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Unlucky Day After The Lucky Day

Gee, the title I put up there seems funny.
So the title says, today was unlucky. Horribly unlucky. I think more like I am pissed off.
At the mornng, I found out that my computer is hid by my dad. Then my handphone is left at my relative's house! I only got my handphone at the afternoon, but I must charge it, so I only turned it on at the evening. I turned on the com at the evening too. At the rest of the day I slept and read comics.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Lucky SF Day

Today, finally, is my Lucky SF Day!!!
I woke up at 7+am then hurry up to turn on the com. And then play SF!!! Woah today I was really lucky!!! Every game I play I get 300+ exp!!! Then I ranked up once!!! At afternoon I got tut, then after that I immediatly go to my grandparents' house. Then I go my aunt's house then play more com!!! Moar Hoar Hoar!!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Cooler Hogger

Dudes! Guess what? Nothing!!!! (LOL) Ok I am gonna put a 2-in-1 post.
April 10
Sports Day. The damn hot sun. A walk around the stadium three times while I hold the Pegasus flag.
After the events, some of us go Junction 8 and we plan to watch a movie. But some poeple never bring enough money or don't want to watch that movie(For me, it's the latter). So we go our seperate ways. In the end, I go with Naomi, Yu Zhen, Sj, Emil and You Chen. We go shop shop shop, then go lib and browse some books before we left the lib. Then we go back J8 and wander around. Finally, I, Naomi and Emil are the only ones left(the others went home) but some time after Yu Zhen joined us again as her mother allowed her to go back there. Then we reflected on our behavior and unity for the day...
April 11
Normal school day... lessons... After school got Scouts. Amos PL teach us foot drills and give us PT. Damn tired.... Then we do pumping on the mud and then on a bumpy stone pavment. Ouch.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Roots Of The Tree...

Sigh~ Lately things have been so bad...
I'll put twos days into one post.
April 8
Well, it was really bad. I am lately really pissed off by my classmates. Why? Don't ask.
And got the damn Speech Day Rehersal. Stand till you drop. Then after that I and Sj go to his house and eat since we both got same tut. When reach home already 10.30.
April 9
Pissed off again, but not so much anymore. Today got music, and like very fun and funny. At recess, Emil and I go to the fitness corner to practice for out NAPHA. After school we got a damn workshop and I didn't bother to listen. Then I made a paper penis and a paper *****. Then made a lot of my friends laugh with those.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Pissed Off

Today really pissed me off. I have to say.
At school today, during the first period, Erman opened the windows. And at the place I sit, every morning the sun would shine brightly into my eyes. So I closed the windows near me. Then that damn Erman scold me vulgarities. What, he think he chairman can order us around isit?! Gan Nee Nah. I am really starting to get angry with him. I could have hit him Madness Style but I know better.
At Chinese I dun care. Then recess we go Lib for our IPW Project. Finished it!
While going back to class, Sj and Jk talking about, or at least I think, relationships. When I heard Jk said something, and I replied, he told me to shut up. Man, he is pissing me off too. Damn Vice. Think he so pro isit?!
At home play SF, but today ijji keep having problems, so cannot play. Dammit I am REALLY pissed. Banged the com a few times.
At night got damn tut, and damn boring.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Emil's House, Paradise.

Today was W00T!
I went to Emil's house in the afternoon for our IPW project. Sj sleep till around 11-12. So he reached later. Jun Yang cannot go, so only the three of us. After discussing, we played badminton and soccer. Woah I won in soccer! I and Emil v.s. Sj and Emil's brother. 3-2
After that, we played and slacked for a while. I showed Emil and Sj Madness Combat and they liked it!
After reaching home, play a bit SF.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

More Pain Legs...

Today was horrible. Let me tell you about it.
Well, here it comes. A full-day Scout Meeting. From 8am to 9pm. How bad is that?!
At first we rehersed for the Investiture. The actual one started at 2pm. Many noodles were left so some of us went into an eating frenzy(I was included too). Man I ate till I was so full. And for dinner I just drank soft drinks and ate a bit of mashed potato. Then we went to Whitley Sec for a really boring campfire.