Jordan's Great Philosphy Part 2

1.Domination comes in a form of a joke
2.All humans have a selfish side. People only help others for the sake of some form of a reward.
3.Eat when you are hungry. Sleep when you are tired. Do something if you feel like doing it. That is the basics of cultivating yourself.
4.When doing something that you don't want to, do it fast and blame others when you screw up.
5.Sleep with an itchy butt and wake up with a stinky finger.
6.Do not discriminate others. Offend them.
7.Chaos is always started through a political bash.
8.Once and first impression is made, don't worry. If he forgots who you are, you can create another first impression.
9.Do something you don't like only for the reward.(You must also be after the reward)
10.Your belief is important. If people laugh at it, who cares? After all, you believe in it.
11.Interests are yours. Do not lose hope if anybody doesn't share the same interests.
12.Do the impossible and it is possible.
13.Not everybody will achieve something big in life.
14.Spare no mercy to your 100% hated enemy.
15.Take people for granted. Do not worry about losing their trust.
16.If your personality is bad, most friends of yours are ony after something from you.
17.Television should only show interesting shows. Wierd reason that you see shitty stuff on tv everyday.
18.Be pissed when something pisses you. Be pleased when 10 things pleases you.
19.Who called this land we are on Earth?
20.Now you know!