1. After going through hell, even the worst heaven is good.
2. If you do something you do not like, it is a waste of time.
3. Sadness, Anger, Happiness comes from before shit, during shit and after shit respectively.
4. It doesn't count if you understand.
5. True Happiness can only be obtained through a life fully submitted to you and you only.
6. Friends will betray you.
7. You will die before the person you hate.
8. There is nobody whom you can trust.
9. Rewards are not worth it if you think so.
10. Money is the patron of hate, jealousy and greed. But yet it is also the patron of food, drinks and plastic models.
11. Fat bitches are ugly.
12. Speak no evil and hear no evil, but it doesn't hurt if you see evil.
13. Funny things are the most unusual things in the world. Until now no scientist has found out what is 'funny'.
14. An average earthing is a strand of hair to the aliens.(What kind of hair?)
15. Sex is not for pleasure or reproductive purposes. It is for fun.
16. Virgins are not to be harmed.
17. Canned drinks can be used as a liquid cigarette.
18. Gay is a way of life and harmony.
19. World peace is already happening. You just don't know it.
20. The ultimate power is in your arse.
21. Scientists found out that blog spammers are 500% gay and 1000% black.
22. The void is right in front of you, and it is absorbing 0.000000000001 of you life force every week, thus your death.
23. Books devour you like stained cheese. Beware!
24. Blessings comes with hate.
25. Now you know!
The End.
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